While my older and somewhat inappropriate sister is in her room doing "activities" I do not feel comfortable sharing I have been busy reading parenting books. My favorite book so far has been And Baby Makes Four: A Trimester-by-Trimester Guide to a Baby-Friendly Dog. This books explains to the reader that the dog (moi) comes first THEN the baby. Why am I the only one in the house who realizes we have a baby coming in 59 days? Although, I am not trilled with this new person invading my personal space I realize we are too late in the process to do anything about it so I will work hard to be the best dog I can be. I am working hard to minimize my snoring, less gas, better hygiene, control slobber when excited, only 6 beers a day, no cigars in the house, and less of a potty mouth. No promises.
Make Love Not War,