Dear my French firecracker ,
From the moment I laid eyes on your match.com profile I knew you were the one. I know our English and French cultures would mix as heavenly as a yogurt twist from Braum's Ice Cream and Dairy Stores. I dream of the day I can paint your 10 toes, clean out your ears and share our dreams and fears. I am fully aware I struggle from what some may call a "weight issue" but I hope you can look past the exterior. I am a man that has the world at my paws when I can keep my whisky drinking in check.
So I write to you dear Frenchie to give love and peace a chance,
Harold Eugene White
P.S.: I don't mind gettin' down and dirty either. Just sayin'.